fuocogo:

kyberfox:

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

(Source: hanukkahfinn, via el-dizzle)

taraljc:

seperis:

the-patron-saint-of-tony-hawk:

masonicbeheadingritual:

shen-ancalhar:

seashellronan:

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

The scurvy got him

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

accurate.

(via iamthemagicks)

theplanttherapist:

thebettaboys:

curlydragonfish:

thebettaboys:

I tried to make tea and….

Are you fucking kidding me

It’s in all ur tanks

And now it’s in the WATER SUPPLY

Duckweed is omnipresent and all powerful

Praise be to the duck weed

Oh

I was trying to buy 50 cents worth of duckweed

And aquarium store guy gave me like a whole bag, 8 times more duckweed than what they were selling it for

He mentioned hating multiple forms of aquatic weeds

He probably set me up

He probably thought it would be hilarious

Oh no

theirin-myheart:

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

(via hanni-bunny-lecter)

biphobique:

nothing makes me more livid than society continuing to treat 13 year old girls like grown women but still babying men in their 30’s

(via lauristical)

awildpaige:

wenamedthedogkylo:

horticulturalcephalopod:

owlbear-dont-care:

silverdrarry:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

reblog with your middle name in the tags

Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place!

Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea of “true names.” If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didn’t want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion.

The solution? A secret name in the middle that you don’t tell anyone (unless you believe that they’re not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, you’d be fine).

this is some death note shit

Is that why when a parent uses your full name (or even just first and middle name) when they’re angry with you, it feels like they just cast some serious mojo on your soul and you know you are in deep shit?

OP is a fae in disguise do not tell them your middle name

(Source: theproblematicblogger, via boazpriestly)

feministbatman:

strongorcbutch:

therebewhaleshere:

Your gay characters cannot:

1. Have an illegal or otherwise creepy age gap.
   
2. Cheat on each other or anyone else (especially not if the cheating is portrayed as romantic).
3. Die tragically, violently or AT ALL. 
   

To all the people in the notes going “but but tragedy is a valid form of…” Yeah, sorry, straights broke it with decades of nothing but tragedy for LGBT characters. This is a moratorium on all such tragedy films with tragic endings for at least the next 50-75 years at which point there will be a review to determine if mainstream media has EARNED it. 

From 1922 to 1968 the Motion Picture Production Code (commonly known as the Hays Code) enforced rules regarding the treatment of gay characters in tv and film. Homosexuality and gender nonconformity could be acknowledged, but it had to be punished to show that consequences would come from such “immorality.” Showing these characters as creepy, predatory, unfaithful, etc etc was common, and for decades pretty much every queer or queer coded character was brutally murdered. The homophobic tropes born from the Hays code are pervasive in media today. The sheer amount of tragedy and violence written into queer media in the last century has in the long term damaged people’s perceptions of what queer stories are “supposed” look like. 

New Bechdel-like test for gay/lesbian romance films: If your queer piece of media complies with the Hays code, start over.

(via boazpriestly)

dahmersdone:

(via gun-small-step-for-man)

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

haesthal:

Lmao.

“I’m so mad that these two people are happy.”

(Source: socialcontagion, via boazpriestly)

asoftloveliness:

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

(via el-dizzle)

lezzyharpy:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

(via thehashslingingslashshipper)